My Aunty took me to a Zoo. It only had one dog. It was a Shitzu.
Son: Mum, yesterday when I was on the bus with dad, dad told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Good, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum I was sitting on dad’s lap.
Sad day at the Nestle factory today when a whole row of chocolate bars fell onto a poor guy crushing him. He tried in vain to get someone’s attention, but every time he yelled, “The milky bars are on me” everyone cheered.
What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce?………Chicken sees a salad 🐔 🤦♀️
Why did the man hide behind the rock?
Coz it’s pretty hard to hide in front of one !!!
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